Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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