It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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