For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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