doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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