butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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