Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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