If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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