somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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