its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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