Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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