i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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