yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
