Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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