normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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