his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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