i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize