I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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