It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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