I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He better not be in your backpack
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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