whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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