WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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