So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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