No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
How does one acquire holy water?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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