How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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