so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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