the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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