Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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