I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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