i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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