I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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