She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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