My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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