You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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