What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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