i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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