i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so explain again why im purple
no
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm like, not good at living.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
