fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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