i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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