You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
why do cheetos always look like penises
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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