It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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