I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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