marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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