I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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