Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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