I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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