Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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