don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
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So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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