White coat. Heels.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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