What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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