I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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