Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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