Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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