but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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