I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
