whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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