why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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