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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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