I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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