Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
