Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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