At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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